August 2011
2 posts
November 2010
2 posts
June 2010
1 post
April 2010
1 post
Il problema della mafia è che è troppo famosa
Quest’uomo vive talmente di sola televisione da ritenere che il problema della criminalità organizzata non è tanto il suo “esserci” quanto l‘“essere famosa”. Stiamo messi enormemente bene.
January 2010
1 post
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December 2009
6 posts
Figlio mio, vai all'estero perché qui comando io
Immagino che molti di voi sappiano di questa lettera. Per farla breve, Pier Luigi Celli - uomo che è stato ai vertici di aziende del calibro di Enel, Eni, Rai e Unicredit - prega il figlio Mattia, fresco di laurea triennale (mi pare d’aver capito), di andare all’estero perché in Italia non c’è spazio per giovani talentuosi e motivati come lui. La lettera ha scatenato una marea...
November 2009
29 posts
the gervais principle →
jesus loves you
And his love is hot, bitch.
“We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any...”
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Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A man without a country
you are not a poet / you are not a photographer -...
My tumblarity is growing, but the guys at my level are still a bunch of fags. Oh, sorry! A bunch of fags and a nerd.*
*This guy calls himself a “geek”. It means he’s way nerdier than he think.
great news
balloonology:
Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, while plugging his new movie The Invention of Lying, Ricky Gervais showed a drawing of the character designs for his upcoming HBO animated series (based on the podcasts he did with partner Stephen Merchant and bald Manc Karl Pilkington).
Ricky looks remarkably like Fred Flintstone.
Steve is tall.
And Karl still has a head that looks like a...
you are not a poet / you are not a photographer
People at my same level of tumblarity are a bunch of fags. Shitty tumblr about poetry or stupid pics anyone can take. Maybe I need self-analysis.
“The major immediate political danger to historiography today is...”
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Eric J. Hobsbawm, History: a new age of reason
“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to...”
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George Carlin, Interwiev with Jesus
“The moon is dull. Mother Nature doesn’t call, doesn’t speak to you,...”
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Werner Herzog, Minnesota declaration
WatchNothing new, but always true.
make it short
Us, 1950. Something from outer space has woken up the dead and turned them into zombies. A great factory called Zomcom has invented a collar that tames zombies and turns them into harmless butlers. This is Fido. The idea isn’t that bad and the premise is quite funny. Too bad the movie runs for one hour and an half, groping in the dark exactly like a zombie. Dear director, next time make it...
inglourious flick
The acting is poor (except for this guy), the story is wellcrafted but completely soulless, the rythm is good but not catchy. Tarantino has popped out a moronic version of Lubitsch’s To be or not to be. With a lot of blood in it, of course.
your child looks like shit
Every time you hear a middle-aged woman saying “Every child is beatiful”, remember this pic.
Look at those teeth. I mean, you have to desire sooo deeply such a trainwreck to get it done. And he’s not even the ugliest on this planet. I’m positive your nephew/grandson/best friend son is way uglier, but you haven’t the guts to admit it.
there's only one way to use twitter →
All the other ones suck. Period.
bad news for my vonnegut shelf
Bookdepository is an English online bookstore whit a free worldwide delivery policy. It’s a great deal if you live in a shitty country and you are looking for something good to read. Among other things, I’ve stumbled on this
A new Vonnegut book. I mean, it’s just a collection of juvenile short stories, not an unfinished masterpiece. Anyway, it’s always 426 grams, a new...
“If God was there, I think the first line of the Bible should be...”
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Eddie Izzard, Stripped